谢耳朵30秒神讲解《甄嬛传》 听完彻底凌乱了
30秒凌乱视频…网友恶搞谢耳朵讲解《甄嬛传》，是谁这么有才…
谢耳朵的神讲解文字版：
It is a Chinese ancient costume TV series which took place in the Forbidden City, Qing Dynasty.
《甄嬛传》是一部中国古装电视剧，发生在清朝紫禁城。
The leading role was Zhenhuan who became the Empress Dowager(皇太后) at last.
主角甄嬛最后当了皇太后。
F.Y.I (for your information), you can also call it: “the Dark Niang Niang Rises”.
你也可以把这部戏叫：《腹黑娘娘的崛起》。
It’s very simple.
故事非常简单：
Huafei framed (陷害) Meizhuang
华妃陷害眉庄
Qinmo betrayed Zhenhuan
琴默背叛甄嬛
Lingrong went over the Queen
陵容投奔皇后
Zhenhuan defeated Huafei
甄嬛打败华妃
The Queen set up Zhenhuan
皇后陷害甄嬛
Lingrong wasted meizhuang
陵容血崩眉庄
The Queen killed lingrong
皇后杀了陵容
Lanyi poisoned the King
澜依毒害了皇帝
Zhenhuan overturned the Queen
甄嬛扳倒了皇后
And at the end of the day she became the Empress Dowager.
最后甄嬛当上了皇太后。
如果你是《生活大爆炸》的粉丝，一定已经联想到了这段内容的原出处：谢耳朵讲解石头剪刀布升级版-石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克拳。怎么玩双语君反正是怎么也学不会，奉上视频和图解版本，有爱好钻研的小伙伴可以来学习一下。
Well, much in the same way as the classic game, only with a little more to remember. Each player, on the count of three, must extend their hand in a shape corresponding to one of the five moves.
和经典版的”石头剪刀布”差不多，只是需要多记忆几个手势，还有相克的规则。数到三玩家各自伸手摆出相应的五个手势中的一种，手势如下。
These are: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard and Spock.
跟着下图谢耳朵的手势，依次是：剪刀，石头，布，蜥蜴，史波克。(史波克是《星际迷航》里的一个重要角色。)
五个手势相克的规则
Scissors cuts Paper
剪刀裁剪纸
Paper covers Rock
纸包裹石头
Rock crushes Scissors
石头砸碎剪刀
Rock crushes Lizard
石头砸死蜥蜴
Lizard poisons Spock
蜥蜴毒死史波克
Spock smashes Scissors
史波克打碎剪刀
Scissors decapitates Lizard
剪刀腰斩蜥蜴
Lizard eats Paper
蜥蜴吃掉布
Paper disproves Spock
纸反驳史波克
Spock vaporises Rock
史波克蒸发石头
The winner of each round is the player whose move ‘beats’ the other player’s. The possible outcomes are:
手势”打败”对方的一人为每轮的赢家，而五个手势相克的规则如下：
The winner is the first player to win a pre-decided number of rounds – usually the best out of three.
通常三局两胜，出同样手势为平局。
Enjoy.
好好玩吧。
