谢耳朵30秒神讲解《甄嬛传》 听完彻底凌乱了

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谢耳朵的神讲解文字版：

It is a Chinese ancient costume TV series which took place in the Forbidden City, Qing Dynasty.

《甄嬛传》是一部中国古装电视剧，发生在清朝紫禁城。

The leading role was Zhenhuan who became the Empress Dowager(皇太后) at last.

主角甄嬛最后当了皇太后。

F.Y.I (for your information), you can also call it: "the Dark Niang Niang Rises".

你也可以把这部戏叫：《腹黑娘娘的崛起》。

It's very simple.

故事非常简单：

Huafei framed (陷害) Meizhuang

华妃陷害眉庄

Qinmo betrayed Zhenhuan

琴默背叛甄嬛

Lingrong went over the Queen

陵容投奔皇后

Zhenhuan defeated Huafei

甄嬛打败华妃

The Queen set up Zhenhuan

皇后陷害甄嬛

Lingrong wasted meizhuang

陵容血崩眉庄

The Queen killed lingrong

皇后杀了陵容

Lanyi poisoned the King

澜依毒害了皇帝

Zhenhuan overturned the Queen

甄嬛扳倒了皇后

And at the end of the day she became the Empress Dowager.

最后甄嬛当上了皇太后。

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Well, much in the same way as the classic game, only with a little more to remember. Each player, on the count of three, must extend their hand in a shape corresponding to one of the five moves.

和经典版的"石头剪刀布"差不多，只是需要多记忆几个手势，还有相克的规则。数到三玩家各自伸手摆出相应的五个手势中的一种，手势如下。

These are: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard and Spock.

跟着下图谢耳朵的手势，依次是：剪刀，石头，布，蜥蜴，史波克。(史波克是《星际迷航》里的一个重要角色。)

五个手势相克的规则

Scissors cuts Paper

剪刀裁剪纸

Paper covers Rock

纸包裹石头

Rock crushes Scissors

石头砸碎剪刀

Rock crushes Lizard

石头砸死蜥蜴

Lizard poisons Spock

蜥蜴毒死史波克

Spock smashes Scissors

史波克打碎剪刀

Scissors decapitates Lizard

剪刀腰斩蜥蜴

Lizard eats Paper

蜥蜴吃掉布

Paper disproves Spock

纸反驳史波克

Spock vaporises Rock

史波克蒸发石头

The winner of each round is the player whose move 'beats' the other player's. The possible outcomes are:

手势"打败"对方的一人为每轮的赢家，而五个手势相克的规则如下：

The winner is the first player to win a pre-decided number of rounds - usually the best out of three.

通常三局两胜，出同样手势为平局。

Enjoy.

好好玩吧。